1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what

kind of conversation you can start.

(I met lots of new people this way)

2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to

that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You

forgot my name, didn't you!?"

(People normally look at me very confused with this one.)

3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help.

(If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")

4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down.

See if they apologize.

(This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when

I try to bump them.)

5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say,

"What?"

(You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused

also.)

6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to

be a monkey.

(It works with any animal.)

7. Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when

someone walks by.

(It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)

8. Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up

to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was

just wondering because I have an obsession for me. It's in my

pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at

you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my

obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?"

(It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.)

9. Walk behind someone and have an arguement with yourself.

(It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

10. Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?"

(I got a total of 5 people to drink from my bottle.)

11. Have a newspaper or a book(or something like that) and hold

it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?"

(Confusion is funny.)

12. Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to

people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their

hand.

(Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things

sticking to your hand.)

13. Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't

do that."

(It works with trees too.)

14. Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by

catapult."

(There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by

malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.)

15. Get people to join you in your strange adventures.

(Twice the people = twice the fun.)

balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get

near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag,

and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and

act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top

Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around

suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the

briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When

trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they

do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise

party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they

can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it

makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse,

and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go

away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out

into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act

shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the

door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups

before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order

their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at

anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window,

crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house

as you can.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the

trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and

start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone

protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left

over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the

trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several

half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close

the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you

don't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on

your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before

the pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment

you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the

trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

21. Dress up as Lord Voldemort (the very evil person from "Harry

Potter") and insist that the Trick or Treaters be killed. Point

a stick at them and shout, "Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!

Diiiiie, you stupid Muggles!"

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. (OMG i know SOOOO many people who do this).

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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?